oh, by the way, you suck

Internet Explorer doesn’t have true small-caps in it’s understanding of css. If you try to write this css:

{
text-transform: lowercase;
font-variant: small-caps;
}

the first letter of each world will be a full-size cap, even though you specifically stated all letters should be lowercase. How terribly terrible. So you’ll have to do this instead:

{
text-transform: uppercase;
font-size: 8px; /* specify a size a bit smaller than the non-"small-caps" letters */
}

Yeah, not that big of a deal…except that now the code is conceptually describing the style incorrectly. Whatever.